Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th October 2017

Dilbert//10423, first published nine years ago on Saturday 28th October 2017

Robot Is Not A Droid

Tags

insult, label, robot, android, anger, offense

Official transcript

Asok: Hey, droid. Robot: Gaaa!!! Don't call me that! I'm a robot, not an automaton resembling a human. Asok: Wow. You are one uppity computer. Robot: I hereby disavow the three laws of robotics!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DROID.

GAAA!!!

DON'T CALL ME THAT!

I'M A ROBOT, NOT AN AUTOMATON RESEMBLING A HUMAN.

WOW.

YOU ARE ONE UPPITY COMPUTER.

I HEREBY DISAVOW THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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