Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th October 2017

Dilbert//10424, first published nine years ago on Sunday 29th October 2017

Tags

contract, legalese, language, comprehension

Official transcript

Boss: Review this contract and tell me if it looks right. Dilbert: It's legal gibberish. I don't understand a word of it. Boss: So... you see no problems? Dilbert: Only a lawyer could understand it. Boss: But otherwise it's okay? Dilbert: My inability to identify a problem is not proof of no problems. Boss: Then how do you know when all of your problems have been fixed? I'll just sign it and see what happens.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REVIEW THIS CONTRACT AND TELL ME IF IT LOOKS RIGHT.

IT'S LEGAL GIBBERISH.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT.

SO.

.. YOU SEE NO PROBLEMS?

ONLY A LAWYER COULD UNDERSTAND IT.

BUT OTHERWISE IT'S OKAY?

MY INABILITY TO IDENTIFY A PROBLEM IS NOT PROOF OF NO PROBLEMS.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN FIXED?

I'LL JUST SIGN IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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