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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th November 2017

Dilbert//10430, first published nine years ago on Saturday 4th November 2017

Boss Ends Neural Interface


Tags

mind control, technology, invention, amnesia, forgetting, memory loss


Official transcript

Dilbert: We removed the neural interface to your brain. Do you remember anything we made you do? Boss: No, not a thing. Dilbert: That's probably for the best. Boss: Did I break any laws? Alice: Not according to the cop you dated for three days.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE REMOVED THE NEURAL INTERFACE TO YOUR BRAIN. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING WE MADE YOU DO?

NO, NOT A THING.

THAT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

DID I BREAK ANY LAWS?

NOT ACCORDING TO THE COP YOU DATED FOR THREE DAYS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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