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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th November 2017

Dilbert//10430, first published nine years ago on Saturday 4th November 2017

Boss Ends Neural Interface


Tags

mind control, technology, invention, amnesia, forgetting, memory loss


Official transcript

Dilbert: We removed the neural interface to your brain. Do you remember anything we made you do? Boss: No, not a thing. Dilbert: That's probably for the best. Boss: Did I break any laws? Alice: Not according to the cop you dated for three days.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE REMOVED THE NEURAL INTERFACE TO YOUR BRAIN. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING WE MADE YOU DO?

NO, NOT A THING.

THAT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

DID I BREAK ANY LAWS?

NOT ACCORDING TO THE COP YOU DATED FOR THREE DAYS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Neural Interface Shenanigans"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and a woman, with the man inquiring about the removal of the neural interface from his brain. The woman responds by asking if he remembers anything from the experience. The man's response, "No, not a thing," prompts the woman to inquire if he broke any laws during the time the interface was active. The man's reply, "Did I break any laws?" is met with the woman's assertion that he dated a cop for three days, which is not allowed according to the laws of the neural interface.

Key Points:

  • The man's neural interface has been removed from his brain.
  • He does not recall any events that occurred while the interface was active.
  • The woman suggests that he may have broken laws while the interface was active.
  • The man is unaware of any laws he may have broken.
  • The woman reveals that he dated a cop for three days, which is prohibited by the neural interface laws.

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