Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd November 2017

Dilbert//10429, first published nine years ago on Friday 3rd November 2017

App For Jumping Off The Roof

Tags

mind control, technology, invention, suicide, murder, legal issues, reasonable doubt

Official transcript

Dilbert: Maybe we should remove the neural interface so his natural brain works again. Alice: Or... and this is just a thought-- we could create an app that makes him jump off the roof. Dilbert: Would that be murder or suicide? Alice: All we need is reasonable doubt.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE WE SHOULD REMOVE THE NEURAL INTERFACE SO HIS NATURAL BRAIN WORKS AGAIN.

OR.

.. AND THIS IS JUST A THOUGHT - WE COULD CREATE AN APP THAT MAKES HIM JUMP OFF THE ROOF.

WOULD ALL WE THAT BE NEED IS MURDER OR REASON- SUICIDE?

ABLE DOUBT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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