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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd November 2017

Dilbert//10429, first published nine years ago on Friday 3rd November 2017

App For Jumping Off The Roof


Tags

mind control, technology, invention, suicide, murder, legal issues, reasonable doubt


Official transcript

Dilbert: Maybe we should remove the neural interface so his natural brain works again. Alice: Or... and this is just a thought-- we could create an app that makes him jump off the roof. Dilbert: Would that be murder or suicide? Alice: All we need is reasonable doubt.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE WE SHOULD REMOVE THE NEURAL INTERFACE SO HIS NATURAL BRAIN WORKS AGAIN.

OR.

.. AND THIS IS JUST A THOUGHT - WE COULD CREATE AN APP THAT MAKES HIM JUMP OFF THE ROOF.

WOULD ALL WE THAT BE NEED IS MURDER OR REASON- SUICIDE?

ABLE DOUBT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Neural Interface"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworker, Wally, discussing the potential benefits of removing the neural interface from their natural brains. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Wally suggests that the interface could be used to create an app that would allow him to jump off the roof. The comic strip humorously explores the idea of using technology to enhance human capabilities, while also highlighting the potential risks and consequences of such advancements.

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