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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th November 2017

Dilbert//10434, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 8th November 2017

Barry Dingle


Tags

questioning, correct, incorrect, explanation, answer


Official transcript

Boss: Sorry I'm late. Barry Dingle keeps hanging around my office and asking hard questions. Dilbert: You don't know the answer to any hard questions. Boss: That's why it takes so long. Dilbert: So... you just spout nonsense until he leaves? Boss: That's my go-to strategy for most situations.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SORRY I'M LATE.

BARRY DINGLE KEEPS HANGING AROUND MY OFFICE AND ASKING HARD QUESTIONS YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO ANY HARD QUESTIONS.

THAT'S WHY IT TAKES SO LONG.

SO.

. YOU JUST SPOUT NONSENSE UNTIL HE LEAVES?

THAT'S MY GO- TO STRATEGY FOR MOST SITUATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The Art of Avoidance".

Summary:

This comic strip depicts a conversation between Barry Dingle and another character in an office setting. The conversation begins with Barry asking the other character a question, but the character responds by saying that they don't know the answer to any hard questions. Barry then asks why it takes so long to answer, and the character explains that they just spout nonsense until he leaves. The character admits that this is their go-to strategy for most situations. The conversation ends with Barry responding that he is late, implying that he has better things to do than engage in this type of conversation.

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