Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th November 2017

Dilbert//10434, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 8th November 2017

Barry Dingle

Tags

questioning, correct, incorrect, explanation, answer

Official transcript

Boss: Sorry I'm late. Barry Dingle keeps hanging around my office and asking hard questions. Dilbert: You don't know the answer to any hard questions. Boss: That's why it takes so long. Dilbert: So... you just spout nonsense until he leaves? Boss: That's my go-to strategy for most situations.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY I'M LATE.

BARRY DINGLE KEEPS HANGING AROUND MY OFFICE AND ASKING HARD QUESTIONS YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO ANY HARD QUESTIONS.

THAT'S WHY IT TAKES SO LONG.

SO.

. YOU JUST SPOUT NONSENSE UNTIL HE LEAVES?

THAT'S MY GO- TO STRATEGY FOR MOST SITUATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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