Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th November 2017

Dilbert//10435, first published nine years ago on Thursday 9th November 2017

Wally Works On Stealth Clothing

Tags

invisibility, attendance, deception, laziness

Official transcript

Boss: We won a bid to design stealth clothing for the military. Wally: Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer to work on that project. Boss: Um... okay. Narrator: One month later. Boss: Your attendance has been poor lately. Wally: Here's where I teach you about "reasonable doubt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE WON A BID TO DESIGN STEALTH CLOTHING FOR THE MILITARY.

! !

I VOLUNTEER TO WORK ON THAT PROJECT.

UM..

OKAY ONE MONTH LATER YOUR ATTENDANCE HAS BEEN POOR LATELY.

HERE'S WHERE I TEACH YOU ABOUT "REASONABLE DOUBT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Unlikely Volunteer"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of employees at a company, led by their boss, who have entered a bid to design stealth clothing for the military. The employees are excited about the project, but the boss is less enthusiastic, stating that their attendance has been poor lately and that he has been teaching them about "reasonable doubt." The boss then asks one of the employees, who is holding a cup of coffee, if he has any questions about the project. The employee responds by asking where the boss teaches him about "reasonable doubt," implying that the boss is not taking the project seriously. The boss's response is not shown, but it is clear that he is not impressed with the employee's question. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a company bidding on a military contract and the lack of enthusiasm from the employees. It also highlights the contrast between the employees' excitement and the boss's skepticism. Overall, the comic strip is a humorous commentary on the workplace and the challenges of working on a project with a lack of enthusiasm.

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