Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th November 2017

Dilbert//10435, first published nine years ago on Thursday 9th November 2017

Wally Works On Stealth Clothing

Tags

invisibility, attendance, deception, laziness

Official transcript

Boss: We won a bid to design stealth clothing for the military. Wally: Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer to work on that project. Boss: Um... okay. Narrator: One month later. Boss: Your attendance has been poor lately. Wally: Here's where I teach you about "reasonable doubt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE WON A BID TO DESIGN STEALTH CLOTHING FOR THE MILITARY.

! !

I VOLUNTEER TO WORK ON THAT PROJECT.

UM..

OKAY ONE MONTH LATER YOUR ATTENDANCE HAS BEEN POOR LATELY.

HERE'S WHERE I TEACH YOU ABOUT "REASONABLE DOUBT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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