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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th November 2017

Dilbert//10437, first published nine years ago on Saturday 11th November 2017

Wally Presents To Board


Tags

stealth, invisibility, naked, surprise, hiding, camoflage


Official transcript

Boss: I want you to present your stealth clothing prototype to our board. Wally: Are you sure? Boss: Of course I'm sure. CEO: I thought we were trying to make the person invisible. Wally: Then why is it called stealth "clothing?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO PRESENT YOUR STEALTH CLOTHING PROTOTYPE TO OUR BOARD.

ARE YOU SURE?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE THE PERSON INVISIBLE.

THEN WHY IS IT CALLED STEALTH "CLOTHING"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stealth Clothing"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's attempt to introduce "stealth clothing" to its board, with the goal of making employees invisible. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • A man presents his stealth clothing prototype to the board, stating, "I want you to present your stealth clothing prototype to our board."
  • The board member responds with skepticism, asking, "Are you sure? Of course I'm sure."
  • Another board member inquires, "I thought we were trying to make the person invisible. Then why is it called stealth 'clothing'?"
  • The man replies, "Then why is it called stealth 'clothing'?"
  • The conversation ends with the board member's confusion, as the man remains visible despite wearing the stealth clothing.

Key Themes:

  • The comic strip explores the concept of invisibility and the challenges of achieving it.
  • It highlights the absurdity of trying to make people invisible through clothing.
  • The conversation between the characters reveals their skepticism and confusion regarding the stealth clothing prototype.

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