Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th November 2017

Dilbert//10436, first published nine years ago on Friday 10th November 2017

Wally Is Working If You Don't See Him

Tags

laziness, deception, invisibility, work ethic

Official transcript

Boss: How's your stealth clothing project coming along? Wally: Great. I'm usually testing the prototype in the office. That's why you rarely see me working. Boss: So... the less I see you work, the more successful you must be? Wally: It's just common sense.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR STEAL TH CLOTHING PROJECT COMING ALONG?

GREAT. I'M USUALLY TESTING THE PROTOTYPE IN THE OFFICE.

THAT'S WHY YOU RARELY SEE ME WORKING.

SO... THE LESS I SEE YOU WORK, THE MORE SUCCESSFUL YOU MUST BE?

IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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