Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th November 2017

Dilbert//10439, first published nine years ago on Monday 13th November 2017

Traffic App

Tags

excuses, lying, app, technology, busted, caught

Official transcript

Wally: Sorry I"m late. There was a big accident on the freeway. Boss: Not according to my traffic app. Wally: Just out of curiosity, what types of excuses are impossible to check with an app?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY IM LATE.

THERE WAS A BIG ACCIDENT ON THE FREEWAY.

NOT ACCORDING TO MY TRAFFIC APP.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT TYPES OF EXCUSES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO CHECK WITH AN APP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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