Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th November 2017

Dilbert//10440, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 14th November 2017

Watch That Monitors Health

Tags

health, wearable tech, fitbit, fitness, monitor, surveillance

Official transcript

Boss: Our new product is a watch that monitors every aspect of your health. Wearing the watch is mandatory for all employees. Your data will automatically stream to our cloud storage. Voice: Because you care about our health? Boss: Sure. We'll go with that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS A WATCH THAT MONITORS EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR HEALTH.

WEARING THE WATCH IS MANDATORY FOR ALL EMPLOYEES. YOUR DATA WILL AUTOMATICALLY STREAM TO OUR CLOUD STORAGE.

BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT OUR HEALTH?

SURE.

WELL GO WITH THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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