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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th November 2017

Dilbert//10446, first published nine years ago on Monday 20th November 2017

Wally Likes Sitting


Tags

laziness, standing desk, health, sitting, standing


Official transcript

Boss: The company has authorized the purchase of standing desks for employees who want them. Wally: Literally the only good thing about this job is that I can do it while sitting down. Boss: How did you get to this meeting? Wally: Your chair doesn't have wheels?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COMPANY HAS AUTHORIZED THE PURCHASE OF STANDING DESKS FOR EMPLOYEES WHO WANT THEM.

LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS JOB IS THAT I CAN DO IT WHILE SITTING DOWN.

HOW DID YOU GET TO THIS MEETING?

YOUR CHAIR DOESN T HAVE WHEELS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wheels"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where an employee is frustrated with the company's policy of only allowing standing desks for employees who want them. The employee asks how they are supposed to participate in the meeting without a chair, and the manager responds by asking if they have wheels. The employee is left confused and frustrated by the manager's response.

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