Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th November 2017

Dilbert//10445, first published nine years ago on Sunday 19th November 2017

Tags

condescention, disagreement, criticism, snark, body language, argument

Official transcript

Dilbert: Are there any questions? Man: Your plan is so dumb that I am forced to make my condescending face to respond. You are so dumb! Dilbert: Did you have a reason? Man: Do I have a reason? Hahaha! That's precious. There are so many reasons that I don't know where to start! Dilbert: Just pick one. Man: Haha! Easy. You will never get funded. Dilbert: It's already fully funded. What else do you have? Man: To be honest, all I had was the funding issues and this face.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

YOUR PLAN IS SO DUMB THAT I AM FORCED TO MAKE MY CONDESCENDING FACE TO RESPOND.

YOU ARE SO DUMB!

DID YOU HAVE A REASON?

DO I HAVE A REASON?

HAHAHA!

THAT'S PRECIOUS.

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!

PICK JUST ONE.

HAHA! EASY.

YOU WILL NEVER GET FUNDED.

IT'S ALREADY FULLY FUNDED.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

TO BE HONEST, ALL I HAD WAS THE FUNDING ISSUE AND THIS FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Funding Issues"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2017, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The exchange begins with Dilbert inquiring about the purpose of a meeting, to which the boss responds with a nonsensical explanation. Dilbert expresses his frustration, pointing out the lack of clarity in the boss's plan. The boss, seemingly oblivious to the issue, insists that he has a valid reason for the meeting, despite Dilbert's skepticism.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated, questioning the funding behind the project and the boss's lack of transparency. The boss, however, remains evasive, citing "all I had was the funding issue and this face" as his justification.

Throughout the exchange, Dilbert's exasperation is palpable, while the boss's responses are characterized by vagueness and a lack of accountability. The comic strip highlights the absurdity of bureaucratic red tape and the challenges of navigating complex organizational structures. Ultimately, the conversation ends with Dilbert's frustration unresolved, leaving the reader to wonder about the true purpose of the meeting and the motivations behind the boss's actions.

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