Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th November 2017

Dilbert//10445, first published nine years ago on Sunday 19th November 2017

Tags

condescention, disagreement, criticism, snark, body language, argument

Official transcript

Dilbert: Are there any questions? Man: Your plan is so dumb that I am forced to make my condescending face to respond. You are so dumb! Dilbert: Did you have a reason? Man: Do I have a reason? Hahaha! That's precious. There are so many reasons that I don't know where to start! Dilbert: Just pick one. Man: Haha! Easy. You will never get funded. Dilbert: It's already fully funded. What else do you have? Man: To be honest, all I had was the funding issues and this face.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

YOUR PLAN IS SO DUMB THAT I AM FORCED TO MAKE MY CONDESCENDING FACE TO RESPOND.

YOU ARE SO DUMB!

DID YOU HAVE A REASON?

DO I HAVE A REASON?

HAHAHA!

THAT'S PRECIOUS.

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!

PICK JUST ONE.

HAHA! EASY.

YOU WILL NEVER GET FUNDED.

IT'S ALREADY FULLY FUNDED.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

TO BE HONEST, ALL I HAD WAS THE FUNDING ISSUE AND THIS FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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