Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd November 2017

Dilbert//10448, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 22nd November 2017

Wally Not Motivated

Tags

laziness, motivation, behavior, medical, treatment, blame, accountability, psychology

Official transcript

Wally: I need to take a medical leave to recover from my crippling laziness. Boss: Laziness is a behavior problem, not a medical problem. Wally: That would suggest you have not motivated me enough. Boss: Can't be that. It sounds more like you're dying.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO TAKE A MEDICAL LEAVE TO RECOVER FROM MY CRIPPLING LAZINESS.

LAZINESS IS A BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, NOT A MEDICAL PROBLEM.

THAT WOULD SUGGEST YOU HAVE NOT MOTIVATED ME ENOUGH.

CAN'T BE THAT. IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE DYING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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