Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd November 2017

Dilbert//10449, first published nine years ago on Thursday 23rd November 2017

Doctor Will Operate

Tags

laziness, happiness, satisfaction, aspirations, psychology

Official transcript

Doctor: The MRI shows unusual activity in the laziness region of your brain. Normally, I would recommend brain surgery, but your brain also registers an unusually high level of happiness. Wally: So... how do we handle this? Doctor: I'm going to operate on myself to make me more like you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MRI SHOWS UNUSUAL ACTIVITY IN THE LAZINESS REGION OF YOUR BRAIN NORMALLY, I WOULD RECOMMEND BRAIN SURGERY, BUT YOUR BRAIN ALSO REGISTERS AN UNUSUALLY HIGH LEVEL OF HAPPINESS.

SO.

HOW DO WE HANDLE THIS?

IM GOING TO OPERATE ON MYSELF TO MAKE ME MORE LIKE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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