Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd December 2017

Dilbert//10458, first published nine years ago on Saturday 2nd December 2017

Nailed It

Tags

finances, guessing, estimate, catchphrase, clever

Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a raise because your financial forecasts were all wrong. Dilbert: Financial forecasts are always wrong. You told me to make one anyway. Boss: In other words, I nailed it and you failed it. Dilbert: Catchy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOUR FINANCIAL FORECASTS WERE ALL WRONG.

FINANCIAL FORECASTS ARE ALWAYS WRONG. YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE ONE ANYWAY.

IN OTHER WORDS, I NAILED IT AND YOU FAILED IT.

CATCHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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