Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd December 2017

Dilbert//10459, first published nine years ago on Sunday 3rd December 2017

Tags

team, teamwork, team building, death, cover-up, denial, human resources, drowning, rafting, business, medical

Official transcript

Boss: As you know, our team-building event did not go smoothly. In my defense, I had no way of knowing a class 6 whitewater adventure would be so bumpy. It took me by surprise when Ted fell in. But I'm proud that we came together as a team and agreed to not look for him. It would have ruined our timing for lunch. Anyway, I'm sure Ted swam to safety. Dilbert: Ted doesn't know how to swim. Boss: All in favor of pretending Ted didn't attend the event? Catbert: They didn't have life vests? Boss: You're thinking of the deluxe package.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU KNOW, OUR TEAM-BUILDING EVENT DID NOT GO SMOOTHLY.

IN MY DEFENSE, I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING A CLASS 6 WHITEWATER ADVENTURE WOULD BE SO BUMPY.

IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE WHEN TED FELL IN.

BUT I'M PROUD THAT WE CAME TOGETHER AS A TEAM AND AGREED TO NOT LOOK FOR HIM.

IT WOULD HAVE RUINED OUR TIMING FOR LUNCH.

ANYWAY, I'M SURE TED SWAM TO SAFETY.

TED DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

ALL IN FAVOR OF PRETENDING TED DIDN'T ATTEND THE EVENT?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE LIFE VESTS?

YOU'RE THINKING OF THE DELUXE PACKAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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