Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th December 2017

Dilbert//10460, first published nine years ago on Monday 4th December 2017

Boss Finds A Thumb Drive

Tags

computers, infection, malware, obliviousness, virus, hacker, hacking

Official transcript

Boss: I found a thumb drive on the sidewalk. It must be my lucky day. It's like free money! Dilbert: Can free money infect our network, too? Boss: You worry too much. Dilbert: If you need me, I'll be selling all of my company stock.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A THUMB DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

IT'S LIKE FREE MONEY!

CAN FREE MONEY INFECT OUR NETWORK TOO?

YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE SELLING ALL OF MY COMPANY STOCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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