Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th December 2017

Dilbert//10460, first published nine years ago on Monday 4th December 2017

Boss Finds A Thumb Drive

Tags

computers, infection, malware, obliviousness, virus, hacker, hacking

Official transcript

Boss: I found a thumb drive on the sidewalk. It must be my lucky day. It's like free money! Dilbert: Can free money infect our network, too? Boss: You worry too much. Dilbert: If you need me, I'll be selling all of my company stock.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A THUMB DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

IT'S LIKE FREE MONEY!

CAN FREE MONEY INFECT OUR NETWORK TOO?

YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE SELLING ALL OF MY COMPANY STOCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Free Money"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man who stumbles upon a thumb drive on the sidewalk, which he believes contains free money. He shares his discovery with his coworker, who is skeptical and warns him about the potential risks of infecting their network with malware. Despite the warning, the man remains enthusiastic and eager to sell all his company stock if he can get his hands on the free money. The coworker's cautionary tone is evident throughout the conversation, highlighting the importance of being cautious when dealing with unknown sources of "free money."

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