Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th December 2017

Dilbert//10463, first published nine years ago on Thursday 7th December 2017

Virus Gives Everyone A Raise

Tags

virus, infection, computer, malware, morals, salary, technology, money

Official transcript

Boss: The Elbonian virus in our network just gave ever employee an ten percent raise. You have to get rid of the virus! Dilbert: If the Elbonian software is giving me a raise, and you're trying to sop it, wouldn't that make you the virus?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ELBONIAN VIRUS IN OUR NETWORK JUST GAVE EVERY EMPLOYEE A 10% RAISE.

YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE VIRUS!

IF THE ELBONIAN SOFTWARE IS GIVING ME A RAISE, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO STOP IT, WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU THE VIRUS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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