Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th December 2017

Dilbert//10463, first published nine years ago on Thursday 7th December 2017

Virus Gives Everyone A Raise

Tags

virus, infection, computer, malware, morals, salary, technology, money

Official transcript

Boss: The Elbonian virus in our network just gave ever employee an ten percent raise. You have to get rid of the virus! Dilbert: If the Elbonian software is giving me a raise, and you're trying to sop it, wouldn't that make you the virus?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ELBONIAN VIRUS IN OUR NETWORK JUST GAVE EVERY EMPLOYEE A 10% RAISE.

YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE VIRUS!

IF THE ELBONIAN SOFTWARE IS GIVING ME A RAISE, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO STOP IT, WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU THE VIRUS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Virus"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, engaged in a conversation with a coworker. The coworker mentions that the Elbonian virus in their network has resulted in a 10% raise for every employee. Dilbert expresses skepticism, stating that he wouldn't want to be responsible for spreading the virus. The coworker responds by asking if Dilbert would like a raise if the Elbonian software is given to him, implying that he would be responsible for stopping the virus. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the coworker's attempt to persuade Dilbert to take on the task.

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