Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th December 2017

Dilbert//10464, first published nine years ago on Friday 8th December 2017

Elbonian Virus Infects Mission Statement

Tags

virus, hack, infection, computer, spelling, grammar, edit, improvement, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: The Elbonian virus scrambled our mission statement into nonsense. Alice: No, that's our actual mission statement. Dilbert: Why does it look so different? Alice: The virus fixed the grammar and punctuation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ELBONIAN VIRUS SCRAMBLED OUR MISSION STATEMENT INTO NONSENSE.

NO, THAT'S OUR ACTUAL MISSION STATEMENT.

WHY DOES IT LOOK SO DIFFERENT?

THE VIRUS FIXED THE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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