Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th December 2017

Dilbert//10465, first published nine years ago on Saturday 9th December 2017

Elbonian Hackers Delete Wally's Report

Tags

evidence, excuses, hackers, hacking, laziness, assignment, elbonians, a, zing report

Official transcript

Boss: Did you finish your assignment? Wally: Yes, but Elbonian hackers deleted my report along with all of my backups. Boss: I have no way of knowing that's true. Wally: It was an amazing report! Better than you've ever seen.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH YOUR ASSIGNMENT?

YES, BUT ELBONIAN HACKERS DELETED MY REPORT ALONG WITH ALL OF MY BACKUPS.

I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT'S TRUE.

IT WAS AN AMAZING REPORT!

BETTER THAN ANY YOUVE EVER SEEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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