Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th December 2017

Dilbert//10469, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 13th December 2017

Boss Hits Jackpot

Tags

gambling, win, loss, money, obliviousness, jackpot

Official transcript

Boss: My side job as a professional gambler is going great. I won a $5,000 jackpot this weekend. Dilbert: How much did you lose? Boss: About $700,000 and my wife. Wally: Didn't you tell her about the $5,000?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SIDE JOB AS A PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER IS GOING GREAT.

I WON A $5,000 JACKPOT THIS WEEKEND.

HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?

ABOUT $700,000, AND MY WIFE.

DIDN'T YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE $5,000?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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