Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th December 2017

Dilbert//10470, first published nine years ago on Thursday 14th December 2017

Boss Loses Wife And Money

Tags

role model, aspiration, gambler, gambling, money, win, lose, success, quitter

Official transcript

Boss: It's not easy being a professional gambler. I lost a million dollars and my wife in one week. But I don't want to be a quitter because I know you see me as a role model. Carol: My role model is your wife. Boss: You like quitters?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S NOT EASY BEING A PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER I LOST A MILLION DOLLARS AND MY WIFE IN ONE WEEK.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A QUITTER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU SEE ME AS A ROLE MODEL.

MY ROLE MODEL IS YOUR WIFE.

YOU LIKE QUITTERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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