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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd December 2017

Dilbert//10479, first published nine years ago on Saturday 23rd December 2017

Homeland Security Risk


Tags

homeland security, awareness, consciousness, terrorism


Official transcript

Agent: Homeland Security has identified you as a risk of being radicalized online. Dilbert: Is it because I'm a single male, I hate my job, and no one loves me? Agent: We didn't know about that stuff. Now I have to call in a drone strike.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOMELAND SECURITY HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS A RISK OF BEING RADICALIZED ONLINE.

IS IT BECAUSE I'M A SINGLE MALE, I HATE MY JOB, AND NO ONE LOVES ME?

WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF.

NOW I HAVE TO CALL IN A DRONE STRIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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