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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd December 2017

Dilbert//10479, first published nine years ago on Saturday 23rd December 2017

Homeland Security Risk


Tags

homeland security, awareness, consciousness, terrorism


Official transcript

Agent: Homeland Security has identified you as a risk of being radicalized online. Dilbert: Is it because I'm a single male, I hate my job, and no one loves me? Agent: We didn't know about that stuff. Now I have to call in a drone strike.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOMELAND SECURITY HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS A RISK OF BEING RADICALIZED ONLINE.

IS IT BECAUSE I'M A SINGLE MALE, I HATE MY JOB, AND NO ONE LOVES ME?

WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF.

NOW I HAVE TO CALL IN A DRONE STRIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Homeland Security's Radicalization Alert"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a Homeland Security agent who mistakenly identifies a Dilbert character as a radicalized online threat. The agent's reasoning is that the character is a single male who hates his job and has no one to love him, making him a potential target for radicalization.

Key Points:

  • The Homeland Security agent visits the Dilbert character's workplace, citing the character's online activity as a concern.
  • The character is shocked and confused by the agent's accusations, pointing out that he is not a threat and does not hate his job.
  • The agent responds by saying that they didn't know about the character's drone strike involvement, implying that this is a new concern.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of Homeland Security overreacting to perceived threats and the character's absurd situation.

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