Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th December 2017

Dilbert//10480, first published nine years ago on Sunday 24th December 2017

Tags

military, office workers, survival, hero

Official transcript

Boss: This is our new employee, Mark. Mark was a navy SEAL. He fought in three separate conflicts. He once fought off a hundred insurgents and saved a town. Show Mark how we roll at this company. Dilbert: Today I'll be reformatting my PowerPoint deck because someone said the design is not organic. Mark: What's that mean? Dilbert: It doesn't matter. I'll just push some things around and hope the guy who complained doesn't attend the next meeting. Mark: How do you survive this place? Dilbert: I don't like to use the word "hero."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS OUR NEW EMPLOYEE, MARK.

MARK WAS A NAVY SEAL. HE FOUGHT IN THREE SEPARATE CONFLICTS.

HE ONCE FOUGHT OFF A HUNDRED INSURGENTS AND SAVED A TOWN.

SHOW MARK HOW WE ROLL AT THIS COMPANY.

TODAY I'LL BE REFORMATTING MY POWERPOINT DECK BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THE DESIGN IS NOT ORGANIC.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

DOESN'T MATTER.

I'LL JUST PUSH SOME THINGS AROUND AND HOPE THE GUY WHO COMPLAINED DOESN'T ATTEND THE NEXT MEETING.

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE THIS PLACE?

I DON'T LIKE TO USE THE WORD "HERO."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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