Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd January 2018

Dilbert//10489, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 2nd January 2018

Wally Has A Car Problem

Tags

blame, excuse, laziness, problems, starbucks, car problem

Official transcript

Wally: Sorry I'm late. I had a car problem. Boss: What kind of car problem? Wally: I didn't get in it soon enough. Boss: That sounds like a "you"

problem. Wally: Then my stupid car took me to Starbucks.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY I'M LATE.

I HAD A CAR PROBLEM.

WHAT I DIDN'T KIND OF GET IN IT CAR SOON PROBLEM? ENOUGH.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A "YOU" PROBLEM.

THEN MY STUPID CAR TOOK ME STARBUCKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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