Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st January 2018

Dilbert//10488, first published eight years ago on Monday 1st January 2018

Laying Down Suppressive Fire

Tags

rumor, aspersions, accusing, accusation

Official transcript

Wally: If Ted complains about me not doing my job, keep in mind that he steals from the company. And he only has time for stealing because sometimes he takes time off from all of his lying. Dilbert: What was that all about? Wally: I was laying down suppressive fire.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF TED COMPLAINS ABOUT ME NOT DOING MY JOB, KEEP IN MIND THAT HE STEALS FROM THE COMPANY.

AND HE ONLY HAS TIME FOR STEALING BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE TAKES TIME OFF FROM ALL OF HIS LYING.

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I WAS LA YING DOWN SUPPRESSIVE FIRE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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