Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th January 2018

Dilbert//10494, first published eight years ago on Sunday 7th January 2018

Tags

hot peppers, competition, burned, unedible, face burned, fire, group, face burn, head, flame

Official transcript

Topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I TRIED A HABANERO PEPPER LAST NIGHT.

IT ALMOST BURNED OFF MY FACE.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I CAN EAT THE HOTTEST PEPPERS IN THE WORLD AND NOT EVEN BREAK A SWEAT.

I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE I HAVE WITH ME THE HOTTEST PEPPERS IN THE WORLD.

PFFFT.

EASY.

GULP.

WILL YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG?

YOU DON'T SEE ANY SWFAT, DO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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