Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th January 2018
Dilbert//10495, first published eight years ago on Monday 8th January 2018
Dogbert's Insult Consulting
Tags
company rules, insulting, co workers, teach how, insult, within guidelines, standing desk, meeting, employer, business
Official transcript
Dogbert consults
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DOGBERT CONSULTS COMPANY RULES FORBID YOU FROM INSULTING YOUR COWORKERS.
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO INSULT EACH OTHER WHILE STAYING WITHIN COMPANY GUIDELINES.
THAT DOESNT SEEM POSSIBLE.
YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO GETTING A STANDING DESK.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Company Rules"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert and his coworkers in a meeting. The scene unfolds as follows:
- The company's rules are read aloud, prohibiting employees from insulting their co-workers.
- However, the rules also state that employees should be taught how to insult each other while adhering to company guidelines.
- The rules conclude by stating that employees should not look into getting a standing desk, as this is not possible.
The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate rules and the challenges of navigating them.
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