Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th January 2018

Dilbert//10495, first published eight years ago on Monday 8th January 2018

Dogbert's Insult Consulting

Tags

company rules, insulting, co workers, teach how, insult, within guidelines, standing desk, meeting, employer, business

Official transcript

Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS COMPANY RULES FORBID YOU FROM INSULTING YOUR COWORKERS.

I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO INSULT EACH OTHER WHILE STAYING WITHIN COMPANY GUIDELINES.

THAT DOESNT SEEM POSSIBLE.

YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO GETTING A STANDING DESK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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