Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th January 2018

Dilbert//10499, first published eight years ago on Friday 12th January 2018

Coworkers Who Are Special

Tags

consultation, insults, fired, pay, advice, special, compliment

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NEVER CALL YOUR COWORKER A COLOSSAL MORON. THAT COULD GET YOU FIRED.

INSTEAD, SAY, "WELL, AREN'T YOU SPECIAL." ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR THIS ADVICE?

WELL, AREN'T YOU SPECIAL.

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