Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th January 2018

Dilbert//10498, first published eight years ago on Thursday 11th January 2018

Pretending To Be Helpful

Tags

insulting, coworkers, consultation, indirect, pretend, helpful, grammar, slide deck

Official transcript

Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NEVER INSULT YOUR COWORKERS DIRECTLY.

INSTEAD, UNDERMINE THEIR CONFIDENCE BY PRETENDING TO BE HELPFUL.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED HELP FIXING THE GRAMMAR IN YOUR SLIDE DECK WHAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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