Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th January 2018

Dilbert//10501, first published eight years ago on Sunday 14th January 2018

Tags

network, optics, stupid company, women, imagination, flirting, miscommunication, co workers, argument, women in management, employees, business

Official transcript

Carol: do you have lunch plans?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE LUNCH PLANS?

AREN'T YOU MARRIED?

I'M NOT ASKING YOU OUT ON A DATE.

IM TRYING TO NETWORK.

THE OPTICS WOULDN'T BE GOOD.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NETWORK IN THIS STUPID COMPANY?

MAYBE YOU COULD NETWORK WITH OTHER WOMEN.

THIS COMPANY HAS NO WOMEN IN MANAGEMENT!

NOW I SEE THE PROBLEM. IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR WAS SHE FLIRTING WITH ME?

I CAN'T TELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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