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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th January 2018

Dilbert//10502, first published eight years ago on Monday 15th January 2018

Success Diminishes Other Guy


Tags

ideas, diminshed, support, stab me, great deas, discussion, argument


Official transcript

Ted: Your idea is great, but I plan to oppose it because I feel diminished by the success of others.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA IS GREAT, BUT I PLAN TO OPPOSE IT BECAUSE I FEEL DIMINISHED BY THE SUCCESS OF OTHERS.

MAYBE YOU COULD SUPPORT IT NOW AND THEN STAB ME IN THE BACK LATER.

THAT'S TWO GREAT IDEAS YOUVE HAD TODAY.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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