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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th January 2018

Dilbert//10507, first published eight years ago on Saturday 20th January 2018

Ceo Gives Shoulder Rubs


Tags

flirting, implementation, new rules, shoulder rub, sock collar, team spirit


Official transcript

CEO: Hey, Alice. Let me give you a shoulder rub in the name of team spirit.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, ALICE, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOULDER RUB IN THE NAME OF TEAM SPIRIT.

AAAAGH!!!

CLICK I HATE HAVING A COURT - ORDERED SHOCK COLLAR I DONT SEE A ..

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Court-Ordered Shock Collar"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, bald man with a white shirt and black pants, sitting at a desk. He is wearing a court-ordered shock collar around his neck. Alice, a woman with curly brown hair and a pink shirt, approaches him and says, "Hey, Alice, let me give you a shoulder rub in the name of team spirit." Dilbert responds, "Click," and a shock is administered to his collar.

Alice then says, "I hate having a court-ordered shock collar." Dilbert replies, "Oh." The comic strip is humorous, poking fun at the idea of being forced to wear a shock collar as a form of punishment or discipline. It also highlights the absurdity of the situation and the frustration that can come with being subjected to such a device.

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