Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th January 2018

Dilbert//10507, first published eight years ago on Saturday 20th January 2018

Ceo Gives Shoulder Rubs

Tags

flirting, implementation, new rules, shoulder rub, sock collar, team spirit

Official transcript

CEO: Hey, Alice. Let me give you a shoulder rub in the name of team spirit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, ALICE, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOULDER RUB IN THE NAME OF TEAM SPIRIT.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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