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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st January 2018

Dilbert//10508, first published eight years ago on Sunday 21st January 2018


Tags

address, address of meeting, anger, driving, gps, inattentive, lost, meeting, naviagte, navigation system, snap, using phone, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Whats the address for our meeting?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS FOR OUR MEETING?

YOU DON'T NEED IT. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO TURN.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU ARE NOT A RELIABLE NAVIGATION SYSTEM YOU WILL BE USING YOUR PHONE AND YOU WILL FORGET TO TELL ME WHEN TO TURN.

IF I POINT OUT YOUR INATTENTIVENESS, YOU WILL SNAP AT ME.

I WILL BE SEETHING WITH ANGER FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE, WHILE WONDERING IF I AM ALREADY LOST AND DON'T KNOW IT.

OR YOU COULD TELL ME THE ADDRESS NOW.

YOU DON'T NEED IT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO TURN.

AN HOUR LATER MUST .. NOT.

DRIVE . OVER . CLIFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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