Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th January 2018

Dilbert//10512, first published eight years ago on Thursday 25th January 2018

Absurd Absolute

Tags

software upgrade, idiot, absurd absolute, admit when wrong, eaten unicorn

Official transcript

You're an idiot if you think the software upgrade will solve every one of our problems.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU THINK THE SOFTWARE UPGRADE WILL SOLVE EVERY ONE OF OUR PROBLEMS.

OR ARE YOU AN IDIOT FOR CHARACTERIZING MY REASONABLE IDEA AS AN ABSURD ABSOLUTE?

WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG?

SAME REASON YOU'VE NEVER EATEN A UNICORN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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