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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2018

Dilbert//10511, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2018

Alice Gives Honest Opinion


Tags

honest opinion, monkey vomit, rescind, request


Official transcript

The Boss: Alice, I want your honest opinion on my plan. Don't hold back.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I WANT YOUR HONEST OPINION ON MY PLAN. DON'T HOLD BACK.

YOUR PLAN LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY VOMITED ON A DICTIONARY.

I RESCIND MY REQUEST FOR HONESTY.

YOUR PLAN IS TERRIFIC!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Monkeying Around with Honesty"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and her boss, Wally. Alice requests an honest opinion on her plan, but Wally responds with a sarcastic remark, comparing her plan to a monkey vomiting on a dictionary. Alice is taken aback by Wally's response and asks him to rescind his request for honesty. Wally agrees, saying that her plan is "terrific." The comic strip pokes fun at the common office scenario where employees may be hesitant to provide honest feedback due to fear of hurting someone's feelings.

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