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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2018

Dilbert//10511, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2018

Alice Gives Honest Opinion


Tags

honest opinion, monkey vomit, rescind, request


Official transcript

The Boss: Alice, I want your honest opinion on my plan. Don't hold back.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I WANT YOUR HONEST OPINION ON MY PLAN. DON'T HOLD BACK.

YOUR PLAN LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY VOMITED ON A DICTIONARY.

I RESCIND MY REQUEST FOR HONESTY.

YOUR PLAN IS TERRIFIC!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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