Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th January 2018

Dilbert//10515, first published eight years ago on Sunday 28th January 2018

Tags

assignment, deadline, free time, death march, payment, salary, pay check, bonus, non caring, cold, heartless monster, no sense shame, money

Official transcript

The boss: I need this finished by Friday.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED THIS FINISHED BY FRIDAY.

THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL SUCK UP 100% OF MY FREE TIME AND TURN MY HAPPY LIFE INTO A DEATH MARCH.

THAT'S WHY WE PAY YOU.

YOU PAY ME SO YOU CAN RUIN MY LIFE?

PERHAPS I SAID THAT WRONG.

WHAT I MEANT IS THAT I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL AS LONG AS I GET MY BONUS.

YOU'RE A COLD, HEARTLESS MONSTER WITH NO SENSE OF SHAME!!!

THAT'S WHY THEY PAY ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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