Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th January 2018

Dilbert//10516, first published eight years ago on Monday 29th January 2018

Murder By Car

Tags

self-driving cars, technology, murder, invention

Official transcript

Wally: The pointy-haired boss is testing our self-driving car prototype. Hey, didn't you write the operating system for that prototype? Dilbert: Yes. Wally: Hypothetically, could you murder him from a distance? Dilbert: We shouldn't have this conversation. Narrator: Continued.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE POINTY-HAIRED BOSS IS TESTING OUR SELF-DRIVING CAR PROTOTYPE.

HEY, DIDN'T YOU WRITE THE OPERATING SYSTEM FOR THAT PROTOTYPE?

YES.

HYPOTHETICALLY, COULD YOU MURDER HIM FROM A DISTANCE?

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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