Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th February 2018

Dilbert//10525, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 7th February 2018

Wally Finds Critical Bug

Tags

big business, bug, deception, insider trading, stock, trick

Official transcript

Wally: I found a critical bug in our software that could make our product worthless in a week. If you give me a huge raise, I won't tell anyone about the problem until you sell all of your company stock. Boss: Deal! Narrator: Two weeks later. Boss: Why haven't I heard about the bug yet? Wally: You didn't ask me if I knew how to fix it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A CRITICAL BUG IN OUR SOFTWARE THAT COULD MAKE OUR PRODUCT WORTHLESS IN A WEEK IF YOU GIVE ME A HUGE RAISE, I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE PROBLEM UNTIL YOU SELL ALL OF YOUR COMPANY STOCK.

DEAL!

TWO WEEKS LATER WHY HAVEN T I HEARD ABOUT THE BUG YET?

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF I KNEW HOW TO FIX IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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