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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th February 2018

Dilbert//10526, first published eight years ago on Thursday 8th February 2018

Someone Stole Phb's Idea


Tags

ideas, patent, copyright, invention, credit


Official transcript

Boss: Hey! Someone stole my product idea! Dilbert: To be fair, your idea would have been obvious to a monkey with a drinking problem. Boss: But a monkey couldn't build this product. Dilbert: Neither can you. Let's call it a tie.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY! SOMEONE STOLE MY PRODUCT IDEA!

TO BE FAIR, YOUR IDEA WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS TO A MONKEY WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM.

BUT A MONKEY COULDN'T BUILD THIS PRODUCT.

NEITHER CAN YOU.

LET'S CALL IT A TIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Monkey with a Drinking Problem"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations and sarcastic remarks. In this strip, Dilbert is approached by an individual who has stolen his product idea.

Panel 1:

  • The individual presents Dilbert with a small device.
  • Dilbert is surprised and asks what it is.
  • The individual explains that it's a tie.

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert is unimpressed and points out that a monkey with a drinking problem could have built the tie.
  • He emphasizes that the idea would have been obvious to a monkey with a drinking problem.

Panel 3:

  • The individual tries to defend the tie, but Dilbert remains uninterested.
  • Dilbert suggests that the individual could have built a better product if they had a monkey with a drinking problem as a partner.

Panel 4:

  • The individual becomes frustrated and walks away.
  • Dilbert is left standing alone, still holding the tie.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights Dilbert's skepticism and sarcasm when faced with a poorly executed idea.
  • It also showcases his ability to think creatively and come up with humorous solutions to problems.
  • The strip's title, "A Monkey with a Drinking Problem," is a clever play on words that adds to the humor and irony of the situation.

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