Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th February 2018

Dilbert//10534, first published eight years ago on Friday 16th February 2018

Directionally Accurate

Tags

projections, budget, finance, math, excuse, compliment, accuracy, education, money

Official transcript

Boss: Are you confident in your financial projections? Wally: They're directionally accurate. Boss: Your columns don't even add up. Wally: Why is it so hard for you to give a compliment?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU CONFIDENT IN YOUR FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS?

THEY'RE DIRECTIONALLY ACCURATE.

YOUR COLUMNS DON'T EVEN ADD UP.

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO GIVE A COMPLIMENT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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