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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th February 2018

Dilbert//10535, first published eight years ago on Saturday 17th February 2018

Bad Analogies


Tags

ideas, criticism, critique, simile, language


Official transcript

Man: Your idea is awful. Dilbert: Can you explain your reasons without using an absurd analogy? Man: It's like a pregnant squirrel eating a sandwich. Dilbert: I'll take that as a no.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA IS AWFUL.

CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR REASONS WITHOUT USING AN ABSURD ANALOGY?

IT'S LIKE A PREGNANT SQUIRREL EATING A SANDWICH.

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Absurd Analogies"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert and his coworker engaging in a conversation about explaining reasons without using an absurd analogy. The coworker asks Dilbert to explain his reasons, but Dilbert responds with an outlandish comparison, saying it's like a pregnant squirrel eating a sandwich. The coworker is taken aback by the absurdity of the analogy and asks if that's really the best way to explain it. Dilbert replies that it's as good as any other explanation, implying that sometimes absurd analogies can be effective in conveying complex ideas. The strip pokes fun at the tendency to use silly comparisons to explain complex concepts, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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