Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd February 2018

Dilbert//10541, first published eight years ago on Friday 23rd February 2018

Listening To A Millenial

Tags

millennial, malaise, melancholy

Official transcript

Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TALKING TO A MILLENNIAL.

IT SUCKED THE AMBITION OUT OF ME. NOW I'M NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF PAIN AND POINTLESSNESS.

WALK IT OFF.

I NEED A JOB THAT PAYS ME FOR LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE MUSIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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