Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd February 2018

Dilbert//10541, first published eight years ago on Friday 23rd February 2018

Listening To A Millenial

Tags

millennial, malaise, melancholy

Official transcript

Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TALKING TO A MILLENNIAL.

IT SUCKED THE AMBITION OUT OF ME. NOW I'M NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF PAIN AND POINTLESSNESS.

WALK IT OFF.

I NEED A JOB THAT PAYS ME FOR LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE MUSIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Ambition of a Millennial"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life and modern society.
• In this strip, Dilbert is depicted as a millennial who has failed to accomplish anything significant in a week due to his tendency to talk to other millennials.
• He expresses frustration with his lack of productivity and ambition, stating that he needs a job that pays him for listening to his favorite music.
• The strip pokes fun at the stereotype that millennials are entitled and lack direction, while also highlighting the challenges of finding meaningful work in today's society.

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