Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd February 2018

Dilbert//10540, first published eight years ago on Thursday 22nd February 2018

Compensation Based On Happiness

Tags

happiness, company culture, raise, wages, job satisfaction, compensation, psychology, money

Official transcript

Boss: From now on, your compensation will be a function of your baseline happiness. We don't want to waste money giving raises to employees who won't get any happier no matter what we do. Dilbert: This plan makes me unhappy. Boss: Nice try, but you were already unhappy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, YOUR COMPENSATION WILL BE A FUNCTION OF YOUR BASELINE HAPPINESS.

WE DON'T WANT TO WASTE MONEY GIVING RAISES TO EMPLOYEES WHO WON'T GET ANY HAPPIER NO MATTER WHAT WE DO.

THIS PLAN MAKES ME UNHAPPY.

NICE TRY, BUT YOU WERE ALREADY UNHAPPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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