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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th February 2018

Dilbert//10543, first published eight years ago on Sunday 25th February 2018


Tags

birthday, cake, card or goft, collect money, collection, leave work early, boss birthday


Official transcript

Carol: I need to go home early today.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO GO HOME EARLY TODAY.

CAN YOU COLLECT MONEY FOR OUR BOSS'S BIRTHDAY GIFT?

I WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO IT, BUT HIS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW.

UM..

OKAY.

AND COULD YOU ALSO ORDER A CAKE?

YOU'LL ALSO NEED A CARD AND A GIFT.

THIS GOT A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT.

THANKS!

BYE!

TOMORROW IS OUR BOSS'S BIRTHDAY AND I NEED TO LEAVE WORK EARLY TODAY, NICE TRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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