Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th February 2018

Dilbert//10544, first published eight years ago on Monday 26th February 2018

Dogbert's Personality Profiles

Tags

consultant, personality, test, business, psychology

Official transcript

Dogbert: I have the results of your Dogbert Personality Profiles. Based on your questionnaire answers, Alice is angry, Wally is lazy, and Dilbert is boring. Dilbert: How are we supposed to use this new information? Dogbert: Wake me up when he's done talking.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE THE RESULTS OF YOUR DOGBERT PERSONALITY PROFILES.

BASED ON YOUR QUESTIONNAIRE ANSWERS, ALICE IS ANGRY, WALLY IS LAZY, AND DILBERT IS BORING.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO USE THIS NEW INFORMATION?

WAKE ME UP WHEN HE'S DONE TALKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Personality Profile"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who has conducted a personality profile test on him. The results indicate that Dilbert is:

• Angry
• Lazy
• Boring

Dilbert's response is to ask how they came up with these results, and his boss replies that they used "new information." The conversation ends with Dilbert's sarcastic comment, "Wake me up when he's done talking."

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