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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th February 2018

Dilbert//10545, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 27th February 2018

How To Use Personality Profiles


Tags

personality test, personaity, privacy, memory, forgetfulness, absent mindedness


Official transcript

Dilbert: We all took the Dogbert Personality Test, bu tit's not clear how we're supposed to use the information. I mean, how does it help me to know you're a forgetful moron who can't keep a secret? Boss: Who showed you my private test results? Dilbert: You did.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE ALL TOOK THE DOGBERT PERSONALITY TEST, BUT IT'S NOT CLEAR HOW WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THE INFORMATION.

I MEAN, HOW DOES IT HELP ME TO KNOW YOU'RE A FORGETFUL MORON WHO CAN'T KEEP A SECRET?

WHO SHOWED YOU MY PRIVATE TEST RESULTS?

YOU DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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