Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th February 2018

Dilbert//10545, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 27th February 2018

How To Use Personality Profiles

Tags

personality test, personaity, privacy, memory, forgetfulness, absent mindedness

Official transcript

Dilbert: We all took the Dogbert Personality Test, bu tit's not clear how we're supposed to use the information. I mean, how does it help me to know you're a forgetful moron who can't keep a secret? Boss: Who showed you my private test results? Dilbert: You did.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ALL TOOK THE DOGBERT PERSONALITY TEST, BUT IT'S NOT CLEAR HOW WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THE INFORMATION.

I MEAN, HOW DOES IT HELP ME TO KNOW YOU'RE A FORGETFUL MORON WHO CAN'T KEEP A SECRET?

WHO SHOWED YOU MY PRIVATE TEST RESULTS?

YOU DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Dogbert Personality Test"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, conducting a personality test for an unnamed individual. The test is designed to reveal the person's true nature, but Dogbert's intentions are far from altruistic.

• The Test: Dogbert presents the individual with a series of questions, which are meant to elicit a response that will reveal their deepest secrets.
• The Twist: However, Dogbert's true purpose is to use the information gathered from the test to blackmail and manipulate the individual.
• The Reveal: The individual is shocked and outraged when they discover that Dogbert has been using the test to gather incriminating information about them.
• The Confrontation: The individual confronts Dogbert, accusing him of using the test for nefarious purposes.
• The Outcome: Dogbert is unapologetic and dismissive, revealing that he has no intention of stopping his manipulation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of personality tests and the potential for manipulation and exploitation. It highlights the darker aspects of human nature and the lengths to which some individuals will go to achieve their goals.

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