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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th March 2018

Dilbert//10554, first published eight years ago on Thursday 8th March 2018

Alice Mentors The New Guy


Tags

mentor, mentee, competition, threat, paranoia, protege


Official transcript

Alice: our boss asked me to mentor you. But don't expect too much from me because I see you as a competitor for my job. Man: May I have a mentor who doesn't see me as a threat? Boss: Why? So you can take my job?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR BOSS ASKED ME TO MENTOR YOU.

BUT DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM ME BECAUSE I SEE YOU AS A COMPETITOR FOR MY JOB.

MAY I HAVE A MENTOR WHO DOESN'T SEE ME AS A THREAT?

WHY? SO YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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