Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th March 2018

Dilbert//10555, first published eight years ago on Friday 9th March 2018

Boss Loves Criticism

Tags

mentor, mentee, protege, advice, competition, deception

Official transcript

Alice The Mentor. Alice: One thing I can tell you about our boss is that he loves constructive criticism. Man: I feel as if your advice is intended to make me fail because you see me as a threat to take your job. Alice: And he loves it when you grab him by the hair and yell, "handles!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE THE MENTOR ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT OUR BOSS IS THAT HE LOVES CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

I FEEL AS IF YOUR ADVICE IS INTENDED TO MAKE ME FAIL BECAUSE YOU SEE ME AS A THREAT TO TAKE YOUR JOB.

AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR AND YELL, "HANDLES!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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