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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th March 2018

Dilbert//10555, first published eight years ago on Friday 9th March 2018

Boss Loves Criticism


Tags

mentor, mentee, protege, advice, competition, deception


Official transcript

Alice The Mentor. Alice: One thing I can tell you about our boss is that he loves constructive criticism. Man: I feel as if your advice is intended to make me fail because you see me as a threat to take your job. Alice: And he loves it when you grab him by the hair and yell, "handles!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE THE MENTOR ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT OUR BOSS IS THAT HE LOVES CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

I FEEL AS IF YOUR ADVICE IS INTENDED TO MAKE ME FAIL BECAUSE YOU SEE ME AS A THREAT TO TAKE YOUR JOB.

AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR AND YELL, "HANDLES!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Alice the Mentor"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, a mentor, offering guidance to her male subordinate. She advises him to take criticism constructively, as it is intended to help him improve. However, she also warns him that her criticism may be perceived as a threat to his job security.

Key Points:

  • Alice emphasizes the importance of taking criticism positively.
  • She cautions that her criticism may be misinterpreted as a threat to his job.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the potential pitfalls of constructive criticism in a workplace setting.

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