Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2018

Dilbert//10559, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2018

Team Building Lunch

Tags

lunch, team, teamwork, team-building, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Is everyone ready to go to lunch yet? I've been waiting for ninety minutes. Alice: We just got back. No one noticed you weren't with us. Dogbert: How was your team-building lunch? Dilbert: Suboptimal.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS EVERYONE READY TO GO TO LUNCH YET?

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NINETY MINUTES WE JUST GOT BACK.

NO ONE NOTICED YOU WERENT WITH US.

HOW WAS YOUR TEAM-BUILDING LUNCH?

SUBOPTIMAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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